i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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