the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I need a beard to bite.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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