WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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