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(+27): View more from South Africa

I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.

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(804): View more from Virginia

third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem

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(360): View more from Washington

Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...

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(727): View more from Florida

let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

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(757): View more from Virginia

He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.

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(512): View more from Texas

I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me

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