just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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