you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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