it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
don't judge my taste in strippers
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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