My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
