There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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