I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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