I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I wish i was in the wii world.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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