I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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