My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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