Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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