hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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