I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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