You can't motorboat a personality
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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