No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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