I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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