I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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