as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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