absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my phone needs a breathalizer
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i need some magic done to my vagina
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Randomize
