My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Floor bacon is actually really good
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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