he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
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Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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