We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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