I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
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$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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