question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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