Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
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Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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