I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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