so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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