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(608): View more from Wisconsin

you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad

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(415): View more from California

MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?

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(828): View more from North Carolina

yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store

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(707): View more from California

I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.

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(828): View more from North Carolina

I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me

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(587): View more from Alberta

Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name

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(914): View more from New York

My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.

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