Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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