At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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