Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
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I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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