bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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