The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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