dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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