We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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