Christians are straight up FREAKS
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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