conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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