I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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