what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
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If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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