You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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