exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
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I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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