Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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