can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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