All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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