guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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