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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
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I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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