Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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