I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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