love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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